Funny Monday 1

Occasionally life gets a little depressing so as a remedy for all of this I thought I’d post a few jokes here every Monday of this month. Have a great week!

The Accident

Q: What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe?

A: Mitosis

The Traveller

Q: Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who travelled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages?

A: He was a man of many cultures.

And Organics

A woman called her husband during the day and asked him to pick up some organic vegetables for that night’s dinner on his way home. The husband arrived at the store and began to search all over for organic vegetables before finally asking the produce guy where they were. The produce guy didn’t know what he was talking about, so the husband said: “These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with poisonous chemicals?” To which the produce guy replied, “No, sir, you will have to do that yourself.”

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